So you’re thinking about signing up for iHookup.com, huh? This review will help get your head straight and convince you to stay the hell away from that pathetic site. Before you even think about giving the jagoffs over there at iHookup.com your hard earned money, we are going to drop a little knowledge and reality on you. The reality is iHookup.com isn’t a legitimate hookup site.
Not only is it not a legitimate hookup site, it’s a complete scam. What do we mean by a complete scam? Well, we’ll get more into detail on that below. But let’s just say there isn’t much to love about iHookup.com. In fact, there’s a lot more to hate about the site. We’d love to write a positive review about iHookup.com, just like any other dating site. But they left us with no choice. There’s absolutely nothing good to say about iHookup.com.
Our Analysis Of iHookup.com: Why iHookup.com Is Not Legit
- We sent out 240 emails
- Only 39 women responded
- 0 dates were set up
- 0 dates were attended
We’re not going to talk much about the results we had on iHookup.com because there’s nothing to talk about. You can see the results above for yourself. It was almost impossible to get a date, which means it’s impossible to get laid. We could barely get women to respond to our emails. Only a small percentage actually did. What a complete waste of time this experience was.
What really made the experience on iHookup.com miserable was having to see so many profiles of disgusting women. Not to act all shallow but…YUCK! Ugly, fat, morbidly obese, too many tattoos, and fatties wearing clothes that were too revealing. Absolutely disgusting. Come to think of it, not getting many responses wasn’t such a bad thing after all.
Why iHookup.com Is Not Real: More On Our IHookup.com Review
We have quite the story to share, and we think you’ll find it entertaining (which is more than we can say for iHookup.com). Remember how we said the women are fat and disgusting? There was one “special” girl on here. How was she “special”? She was actually one of the few women we found and chatted with that looked normal. She wasn’t fat and disgusting looking. So what was the problem? Well into our conversation, she fessed up…she had herpes. Awesome!
iHookup.com Review: Our Final Word
Just say NO to iHookup.com. Don’t even think twice about it. If you have the urge to sign-up for this site, just slap yourself in the face and then come back here and we’ll show you a better place to get laid (*cough* SocialSex.com *cough*). If you think for one second you’re going to get laid on iHookup.com, you’re kidding yourself. Your only chances of getting laid on that site is by settling for the nastiest woman you could ever find.