We can’t figure out LavaLife.com. No, we’re not talking about how to use the site. We’re talking about how they get so many guys to join their site. There are thousands and thousands of negative reviews written from previous members about LavaLife.com. The women complain about how pathetic the men are on the site. And the men complain that the women are nasty and stuck up. Despite that, LavaLife.com continues to get new members.
Unfortunately for those new members, they are just wasting their money. The women dislike the guys and the guys dislike the women. There’s nothing for anyone on LavaLife.com. However, you don’t know this before signing up unless you’ve done your homework. So please read through this review before considering becoming a LavaLife.com member. You’ll learn a thing or two…
Our Analysis Of LavaLife.com: Why LavaLife.com Is Not Legit
- We sent out 240 emails
- Only 22 women responded
- 0 dates were set up
- 0 dates were attended
We can’t confirm this, but we believe our results on LavaLife.com were well above average. 22 women responded to the 240 emails we sent over a period of 4 months (2 per day). That’s quite pathetic, but we don’t believe very many guys have done better. Even if you’re the hottest guy on LavaLife.com, it’s going to be very hard to get laid.
The competition for women is absolutely ridiculous. If you’ve been reading our reviews, you might be noticing a common theme among the sites we dislike. That’s right – they all have unfavorable male to female ratios. There’s just too many guys compared to the number of women on these sites. LavaLife.com is just like the rest of the sites we have given negative reviews to.
Why LavaLife.com Is Not Real: More On Our LavaLife.com Review
We didn’t have very many conversations with chicks on LavaLife.com. It was hard to get their attention. But we did find one great gal. Or so we thought. She looked nice and seemed fun. About an hour into the Instant Message conversation, she told us a little secret. No, she wasn’t a tranny (we encountered one of those on HornyMatches.com). She was married, had a boyfriend, and also had a fuck buddy on the side. But if we wanted to be her 4th guy, we could have gotten laid. We said thanks, but no thanks. Then we called her a dirty whore.
LavaLife.com Review: Our Final Word
LavaLife.com might have the most creative marketing team ever. They are a shitty site. And not only are they a shitty site – everyone knows they’re a shitty site. But somehow, some way, they get people to pay to use their website. Absolutely genius marketing on their part. So props to them. But no props to them for creating such a mediocre hookup site. Instead, we’ll give our props to SocialSex.com, EroticAds.com, and AdultFriendFinder.com.